Monday, January 21, 2008

Warm San Francisco Knights

In desperate need of a break from portland, rain, cold, life, i decided to travel to san fran to get some sun. i emailed our pal Dr. Popular and said we should get together while i was around. he instantly responded and said i could stay at his place. i was suprised but excited that i wouldnt have to pay for a hotel. a few days later i was in sf.

the first night, i got to town and called the Popster. He was busy but there was a yoyo meet up the street so he told me where it was and i was on my way. i know my way around SF ok so i found the bar they were yoin at pretty easy.

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i walked in and Nathan Crissy, spencer berry (dont know what he looks like but i heard he was there), Simon ? (1st in UK) and a bunch of other amazing yoyoers were there.

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I held up my project and said hi. Suddenly i had a bunch of new yoyo pals. the guys who design for anti-yo were really the only people who were interested in talking, as all these super cool yoyo guys hadnt seen each other in a long time and were catching up. and i also think it was a bit clickish (what do you know, clicks in yoyoing?) They showed me the new Anti-yos, the BSP, if its the skinny shiny ugly one, sucked, but the new babezilla/eatsit was great, with a shape like a small G&E in red and gold (another shitty color combo).

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there wasnt really anywhere to yoyo though. the cool kids were taking up all the space and i found myself stuck doing front style in front of a blinding neon light, with no one to talk to. i was super tired from the flight and the beers were kicking in. i thought "well i guess i will talk to this table of angry looking girls". One asian girl who was very pretty seemed to have been kicked out of the rest of the pack so i said hey. it turned out they were all the guys girlfriends. what do you know, girlfriends sitting around looking angry at a yoyo meet. why were they there? they didnt seem to like each other (as the picture shows). i believe this is the "being supportive" i have heard so much about; Go to a yoyo meet, create an uncomfortable vibe for everyone else, and make your boyfriend leave early. rad.

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i could sense the fellas didnt like this new guy mackin on their women, and the fellas werent that into talking to me either. i would have loved to get to know them but... i said goodbye, went home and watched TV.

the next day was rad. i spent time with my homey Greg. we went and had beers. the jukebox was playing Warm San Francisco Nights, it was perfect. but Docs girlfriend was making dinner for us so i walked over to Pops and he and i went to her place. Creps and Absinthe were on the menu and we had a great time. his lady was super nice and din din was great. A note about Absinthe, though it may not seem to be doing anything while your drinking it. the next day you will find yourself more than half retarded, walking like an ape and wishing you were dead. with a strange hang over i spent the next day looking at art and the night catching up with some old friends.

Docs room is very nice, full of equipment of all sorts. music, sewing, yoyoing. there were...two? boxes that i could find FULL of rare and strange yoyos. lots of novel stuff but nothing that i needed. DP had an End sitting around so i threw that alot. he had a computer for me to use a giant bed to sleep in. i was pretty well set up.

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Though it is completely not Doc Pops doing, the rest of his apartment was a hellscape of garbage, smells and idiots. his roommates were total and complete douchebags. they were bartenders so they slept until 5 in the afternoon and played Videogames until 7 am. they hadnt paid the garbage bill so there were 3 count em 3 large garbage bags of trash overflowing in front of the moldy dish filled sink, which was located directly next to the bathroom which had not been cleaned in at least 6 months. the bathtub was full of competing molds and algaes, forming a map like pattern of nation states of primitive life. the air outside of Docs room wreaked of what i believe to be a lifetime supply of cat urine. it clawed your face when you walked in the door like BAM! none of this is docs fault. his room is a little sanctuary. he says at his ladies house and just uses his place to work on projects. im not dissing him at all and he knows it. he thinks its lame too. the relationship between him and his roommates is strictly convenience. i couldnt imagine living with people i didnt like, or talorating that kind of environment. i almost brought up kicking them out and moving in to start a yoyo commune.
I mean, have you been to my place? not that tidy lets say. sure, i forget to do the dishes for a week sometimes, and i have to make space on the couch when you come over because i have yoyos and magazines all over it. I used to feel bad about it. but i am like a neat freak compared to these cats. its like they were trying to grow a mold creature that would walk in one day and snatch the life out of their stupid bodies, taking them away from their useless existances. i had to shower at someone elses house i was so scared of that shit.

after more san fran fun, a beautiful sunset and a 5 star dinner from a gradeschool friend, i had one day left. Doc, his pal Mike and i walked around and checked stuff out. we yoyoed in allies full of great graffiti, had designer french fries and even tried "doc pops bubble tea" which was ACTUALLY on a menu in his neighborhood. the day i left we said goodbye and he gave me a bunch of amazing music to bring home with me, as music is prolly why were are friends in the first place.

it was a pretty cool trip. san fran is a crumbling shithole but the art there ways a ton. Doc Pop is a great friend. i have a tan. you dont. haha. but i am very glad to be home, where the air doesnt have pee in it.

Friday, September 21, 2007

climbing the doo doo tree

I was told to put this on my blog. happy birthday to me.

ive rented out the entire planet of Dagobah for nationals, so im gonna be pretty DAMN far away. then im gonna party like a cock blockin rocker in that giant striped funnel on the freeway between Seattle and P-town... know what im sayin? its ok if you dont, its a Common mistake.

the doo doo tree may be a good place to build the club house! the branches bleed brown puss and the trunk actually takes dumps. no one would ever mess with us. Collin and I stood under it for like an hour and we didnt even need to use our spells on people. then again, Collin did have a bunch of doo doo on his Project and waving that bad boy around didnt get us anything but hungry. so we ate tater salad and stood around in someones yard.
we can just chill up in that doodootree and talk about which type of bullets are coolest. There will be no actual entrance, rather, you will be teleported there by Brass Ass Abraham Lincolns lazer eyes that cut yo ass up like in TRON and deposits you in "The Beer Room". still havent figured out how to get OUT of the club house but im not sure you want to leave a place that has a "Beer Room" anyways. until we find out whos blood that is we should really just leave it at standing in people yards though.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Yo-Yos Bros and joes ho woes

first of all, tons of shit has gone down since that last drunken entry which was up for long enough to see that i was an idiot. I garauntee ya folks: I will always do whatever i can to act stupid and imbarass myself as it occupies my mind afterwards and allows me to beat myself on a constant, monumental scale. Why, couldnt tell ya. Thats what talking doctors are for.

When we last met here on my blog, my post showed me having stuck my dick squarely back into my heart. Sure love is great for distracting you from everything else like "logic" and "Important Shit". Well im still tryin to get it all the way out by loving myself and doing things for me. I spent three years taking care of someone else and i realized that i needed to spend some serious quality time alone, trying to get use to solitude. romantic dinners with myself. spoon feeding MYSELF icecream. Giving myself a back rub while i run a bath, light myself a joint and leave myself to relax the tensions of the week away to some Ceramony or Broadcast.

Getting into the gallery was great. I needed to know my work was good and by getting into a gallery i suppose i learned that. But some politics with the staff (bitch jerked me around for the last time!) left me with a bad taste in my mouth. I wanted to start supporting myself in a consistant way with art revenue but i just didnt want to set foot in that place ever again. And then...

The Pacific Northwest Yo-Yo Regional Competition, which takes place in seattle came up. My bro Colin and some cat we had never met named joe were going up in joes car so i took off for seattle. In the three weeks before hand I was still racking my brain tryin to get into doing art again but between school actually using a pretty good portion of my brain power and the tremendous amount of pressure i was feeling on my art in general I elected to forget it all and just yoyo in preperation.
As a general disclamer about yoyoing; its hard as hell and its not what your emagining in your head. its some ninja shit now. so suck it if you think a thirty year old yoyoing sounds twee. i can melt your brain with my lightning fast fingers.
Keeping my mind off of EVERYTHNG was hard but once we were on the way to seattle all i could think about was art. Joe is a lonely retard and kept me up till 5 am arguing with his exfiance. Her name was Fatima ( why would you do that to a kid?).
the next morning with about 40 beers sweating themselfs out of my system, i went to compete with the northwests best.
ive only been yoin for a year and a half and the contest was a joke to me. i went to kind of make fun of it by being in it.
i only made myself look dumb, coming in 12 in the NW and 2nd in Oregon, which, without anymore details added sounds good but let me tell you. I sucked a fat cock in front of 300 people. my first line was rad and innovative, the crowd went wild then it was like my yoyo was scared from the chears and would come back to my hand like a dog scared of thunder.
after i was done i just left straight for the art musium and a had a great religious experience that only a great collection of art can give me. I teared up at Gocommeti and tried to see the eyes of god in their two rothkos (worse than a 3D Poster).
I came back home exhausted but inspired. The highlight for all of us was the giant fireworks show, the weddingg we yoyoed at without knowing where people thought we were the entertainment and above all else THE JUGGERNAUGHT. Congrats to John Hubber for keeping the Gong Tough and winning the comp.
Since i got home things havent been the same. but you will have to wait and....
Find out more in the next chapter: "Justin gets his groove back"
by the way if anyone who reads this knows what the hell the giant funnel next to the freeway between Seattle and PDX is about please email me. It appears to involve a cannon whiich i guestimate is about two miles away and is probably red and orange stripped too. i think i want to ride THAT train.

JUGGS GOT JUGS!!!



psycodelic neck punch!

Friday, June 15, 2007

Large burst of joy, fear, loss, terror. the future. OR what kind of fuckery is this?

bob barker retired. in the most beautiful manner, with more grace, dignity and aplomb than i have EVER smoothed in my entire life. im gonna miss ten o clock so much. nothing can replace that form of joy. no one can replace my boy.
i guess im officially in a gallery as long as i dont.. choose to fail. like i want to do that. my new boss has as much skepticism in her eyes as they have belief in me.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

CANNIBLES

Its time to start working on what i love. And thats it. Things are gonna work out fine.
Thats more than i should say already. But... I love Sun Ra...

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Funky Funky Forest

Geeeeez! Man! Japan is the coolest. I have no idea how the got so cool. This is my new fetish. The First Contact. I WILL OWN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

queen peacock in my flock

Annette Peacock, the name alone is formidable. And rightly so. for the past... god, four weeks shes kept me loosing weight from all he crying i do to her music. Its one of those "dude ive heard everything and nothing really touches my soul anymore" and you get slapped with so much pain and honesty, backed by true vertuosoes, that your knees buckle and the pressure behind our eyes in so increadible that tears burst from your face and you find yourself just crying in public. Becuase its hard to hurt and its hard to admit you have pain in your heart and Annette just tears you down, puts you on the ground and makes you feel all that shit you have bottled up. Dont feel bad abour crying. It makes you a better person; not havng that baggage.
just hurt baby. its ok. someones gonna stroke your hair till you go to sleep someday but annette peacocks transperency through lyrics and a psyco band of geniuses is going to deliver you to redemption as long as you can expose yourself to your own delema... wow. thanks lady. ive been crying to Im The One for days now and i feel a little better each day. love.